They have money, some more than others have time, so why the zero-effort Halloween costumes from:

Honestly, this is the best one you'll see...at least they match...it only gets worse...

I only like Paris' cause she looks high...let's continue...

I think Jessica Alba is trying to be Dora the Explorer, but she just looks like Suri Cruise age 25:(

Jon Gosselin...dude....I think your kids miss you or something.

Speaking of him, Heidi and Spencer took my hate for them down a notch with this: